Too real to deal.

goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

(via beautyfromtheeye)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(via burnedandfeelinfine)

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theclearlydope:

Nah son, just mow around me.
[via]
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dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it


I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.
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death-2-hipsters:

death-2-hipsters
fuckkkkkk 😳
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theclearlydope:

Ohhh, free samples!!!
[via]
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laughingsquid:

A Miniature Drum Kit Set Up Inside an Empty Can of Orangina
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